tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7382033.post1191170083124580130..comments2024-03-12T03:51:39.525+05:30Comments on Compulsive Confessions: We are black coffee and a strong constitutioneMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12716202062654957842noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7382033.post-68560196203581719952007-11-23T13:26:00.000+05:302007-11-23T13:26:00.000+05:30Charming cunnilinguistics.Charming cunnilinguistics.Perakathhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15108830079471227958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7382033.post-17986263513139930142007-11-23T10:54:00.000+05:302007-11-23T10:54:00.000+05:30Perakath: If you suck during cunnilingus, then you...Perakath: If you suck during cunnilingus, then you suck at cunnilingus.<BR/>-ETAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7382033.post-67717608033962285672007-11-22T10:44:00.000+05:302007-11-22T10:44:00.000+05:30I think el translatore got it right, except that i...I think el translatore got it right, except that it's cunnilingus and not fellatio.<BR/><BR/>chrisann may also have got it right though :)Perakathhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15108830079471227958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7382033.post-30195502223284937502007-11-21T04:04:00.000+05:302007-11-21T04:04:00.000+05:30seriously....what the fuck?seriously....what the fuck?Sighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14098437493811974422noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7382033.post-63503653118369378442007-11-20T20:26:00.000+05:302007-11-20T20:26:00.000+05:30Funny funny funny man. I gotta do something about ...Funny funny funny man. I gotta do something about these fits of laughter.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7382033.post-21344618347872411122007-11-19T21:58:00.000+05:302007-11-19T21:58:00.000+05:30el translatore: -10. too lucid.the bin: i wouldn't...el translatore: -10. too lucid.<BR/><BR/>the bin: i wouldn't deign rate him. he is a genius whose time has yet to come. no one understands him in his time, like the masters before him, but his time will come. watch out heathens for the day when celebrity strength of semen wanes (dude. what. the. fuck.) and The Bin rises to spurt his talents all over the world.<BR/><BR/>incidentally i think the Archimedes reference was about her recoiling from him so rapidly that she chose to simply run out naked. but why did she get naked? he seduced her with his mystic linguistic charms? <BR/><BR/>the pain,<BR/>the confusion,<BR/>the body of a woman recoiled in to an oval.<BR/><BR/>xoxox<BR/>Hobohedonistic hobohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02693480297800328494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7382033.post-84548996841795975622007-11-19T21:49:00.000+05:302007-11-19T21:49:00.000+05:30hahaha i literally fell off my chair laughing. i e...hahaha i literally fell off my chair laughing. i envy thee.....this guy sounds like a deranged henry miller meeting pee wee herman in an acid filled blender.Coohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04087567171064014603noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7382033.post-85758607655333725772007-11-19T20:00:00.000+05:302007-11-19T20:00:00.000+05:30the bin is an undiscovered literary genius. there...the bin is an undiscovered literary genius. there is a certain terse haiku like quality in the economy of his imagery, and a complete zen koan bafflement is generated. he's a wily zen master, actually and he doesn't even know it!Anandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12306759189001920958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7382033.post-25626090859686287382007-11-19T19:35:00.000+05:302007-11-19T19:35:00.000+05:30ha ha...reallyy good..ha ha...reallyy good..Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7382033.post-73645631519082403202007-11-19T18:44:00.000+05:302007-11-19T18:44:00.000+05:30HA HA HA....!!! you have done well El Translatore....HA HA HA....!!! you have done well El Translatore..we'll be needing you here quite often..sujathahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17174538880681090512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7382033.post-72370394611087762782007-11-19T15:58:00.000+05:302007-11-19T15:58:00.000+05:30maybe he was el traslatore on LSDmaybe he was el traslatore on LSDChrisannhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10042246117211331999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7382033.post-83649696936630990162007-11-19T14:29:00.000+05:302007-11-19T14:29:00.000+05:30At least the guy knows what he's worth and so call...At least the guy knows what he's worth and so calls himself "The Bin"!!Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04279878087585603554noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7382033.post-63016832601077572212007-11-19T12:59:00.000+05:302007-11-19T12:59:00.000+05:30Hey Confessor,it has been great reading your blog....Hey Confessor,<BR/>it has been great reading your blog. <BR/>I love the language and liberally peppered humour. <BR/>daily online reading includes checking your blog, which I also do in between copies! <BR/>just thought would leave a note!<BR/>cheers,<BR/>romila ;)the other romilahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17880794899535786751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7382033.post-28398198118467354542007-11-19T11:56:00.000+05:302007-11-19T11:56:00.000+05:30Disclaimer: Conspiracy Theory follows ..Mebbe he i...Disclaimer: Conspiracy Theory follows ..<BR/><BR/>Mebbe he is jst a 'Smart Alex', and knew how predictable you can be when you are drunk .. knew that the letter would make it to the front page of the blog!@m@rhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03210421048556723493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7382033.post-33637265674207965152007-11-19T11:25:00.000+05:302007-11-19T11:25:00.000+05:30hmm... seems like your tres posh pal doesn't have ...hmm... seems like your tres posh pal doesn't have posh tastes... in wines atleast.<BR/><BR/>in any case, such is the condition of our country, many wannabe oenophiles...<BR/><BR/>c'est la vie<BR/><BR/>aquariiusAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7382033.post-45632330549341058202007-11-19T10:46:00.000+05:302007-11-19T10:46:00.000+05:30el translatore!i am a fan. you really blew my mind...el translatore!<BR/><BR/>i am a fan. you really blew my mind with that translation. you really really did. who are you? <BR/><BR/>johannaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7382033.post-69299778047385140752007-11-19T08:17:00.000+05:302007-11-19T08:17:00.000+05:30Either what el translatore said, or, more likely.....Either what el translatore said, or, more likely... <BR/><BR/>He's a space monkey! From space! And he likes celebrity semen! And he's coming to get us! Allll of us... The invasion has begun.<BR/><BR/>Ok I gotta go to work.<BR/><BR/>SameerAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7382033.post-5536386649278039582007-11-19T06:39:00.000+05:302007-11-19T06:39:00.000+05:30El translatore, oh el translatore - A for effort, ...El translatore, oh el translatore - A for effort, F for comprehension. You think you know us, but alas. <BR/><BR/>Let me take a stab at this triangle business. The clue is right there - "ur two eyes on the tip of pen..". Basically she refers to his wee-wee and balls as a triangle (odd analogy, but whatever floats her boat). <BR/><BR/>Oh, and that abdomen is not really her abdomen but something below the abdomen, but I'm sure you know that already.thalassa_mikrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01942716364297839680noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7382033.post-37843032786500280772007-11-19T06:11:00.000+05:302007-11-19T06:11:00.000+05:30Having been exposed to a fair amount of Pidgin Eng...Having been exposed to a fair amount of Pidgin English during my travels through Northern India, it would be my pleasure to translate your enigmatic message for you;<BR/><BR/>"Dear M-<BR/> I am an ardent admirer of your writing and I believe that it represents the aspirations of a number of Indian women. I approve of this. Especially so your boldness in writing on topics as varied as your permanent state of inebriation, public masturbation, oral sex and the consumption of alcohol and cigarettes in dimly lit environments. However, I believe that your fondness for vodka may affect your personal aroma. I should know, as I have performed fellatio in the past.<BR/>I would prefer not to meet you in person. I am nearly 28 years of age and am of the male gender. All members of my gender are able to understand the mental machinations of the female gender quite easily. Would you mind my enquiring as to the extent of your sexual experience with the male gender?<BR/>Recently while my hands explored a certain woman’s abdomen, she became aroused and her body grew taut. When I invited her to reciprocate, she informed me that my hands had strayed too close to her pelvis. I was surprised that she would withdraw from me at such a tender moment. I presume that the experience was novel to her and that the sudden realization of her sexuality was similar to Archimedes’ shock upon discovering the relationship between mass and density. <BR/>However by this time I had acquired an erection, and was not inclined to bring our interaction to a halt. I enquired if she would allow me to caress her erogenous zones as I attempted to kiss her. But my odious breath and facial hair caused her to reply in the negative and compare my head to my penis. I found this strangely amusing.<BR/>I apologize for intruding upon your privacy, but would request you, regardless, to send me a recent photograph of yourself as well as your telephone number so that I may contact you.<BR/>I also have a small critique to offer you regarding your writing style. I ask that you refrain from melodrama. I believe that your writing is strong enough to survive without the unwarranted supplement of smut that you feel compelled to append solely for the purpose of marketable titillation.<BR/>I am unable to profess any affection for you, but I wish you all success.<BR/>Enjoy a day filled with debauchery. Could I request the pleasure of a dance with you? I can offer you the gratification of watching my sexually charged dance routine if you consent.”Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7382033.post-71899268690134611542007-11-18T21:09:00.000+05:302007-11-18T21:09:00.000+05:30A fan of Gerald Durrell I see...:)A fan of Gerald Durrell I see...:)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7382033.post-75024632238065893172007-11-18T20:07:00.000+05:302007-11-18T20:07:00.000+05:30Looks like you weren't the only one drunk blogging...Looks like you weren't the only one drunk blogging. :) Not only was this guy drunk, he was also on a very big dose of LSD. Do NOT throw away the email, maybe someday you'll know what it means. :D <BR/><BR/>Nice post. Keep writing. More frequently, if possible.Moohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13551541079627465573noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7382033.post-22477142257114223642007-11-18T14:49:00.000+05:302007-11-18T14:49:00.000+05:30lmao!! what the hell was he trying to say???lmao!! what the hell was he trying to say???Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7382033.post-44517821506474266952007-11-18T13:02:00.000+05:302007-11-18T13:02:00.000+05:30Heh...agree with Pri re: 'dard-e-disco'Also, I tri...Heh...agree with Pri re: 'dard-e-disco'<BR/><BR/>Also, I tried interpreting this literary masterpiece, and gave up.<BR/><BR/>Also, very, very intrigued as to what "celebrity strength of semen" is all about. Can used condoms now be framed and autographed?<BR/><BR/>Also, this gent sounds like somebody put Syd Barrett into John Updike's head, and gave him the link to the Icanhascheezburger website :)<BR/><BR/>Also. 50 cent!! What a way to spend your weekend. You poor dear. Woke up this morning to read an article in ToI on how "contemporary artists" like Akon and Beyonce don't (and won't)draw crowds in India like Iron Maiden does because, well, "we Indians like to live in the past". And I went, "haainn...WTF?" <BR/>Hooray for rock n roll, I say. More Maiden, I say.Mister Crowleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09410688259466030384noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7382033.post-21403049964111180942007-11-18T11:21:00.000+05:302007-11-18T11:21:00.000+05:30demit!!! why did he have to go ruin it with the da...demit!!! why did he have to go ruin it with the darde disco at the end?!<BR/><BR/>i have to admit im very intrigued by the following "Ho....U r in Traingle" whatever the fuck that means. i think i might get myself a customized tee.Prihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16108590658279269690noreply@blogger.com