Nope, I'm not home yet

But since Pieces is sure she has jaundice (a lot of it going around Mumbai right about now, in fact Bombay Times even carried a story about Kim Sharma's recent bout. "It was horrible. I had no social life," said the petite model.) I have spent the entire day at home, just now bestirring myself from in front of the TV and Creole Calamari (yum) to walk down to the market and find a cyber cafe.
Okay, quick brief, since I'm here and all.; The longer Mumbai trip entry will be done later, I promise.

> Last night I went clubbing to a place called Polly Esther, got very drunk and flirted madly with 19-year-old whippersnapper. Said Whippersnapper is coming by later tonight to take me for a "drive and coffee"! Unless terms have changed very much since I was a teenager, I'm guessing drive and coffee still means someone's hitting on me?

> I haven't really done much shopping. Picked up Dee's birthday prezzie, looked around for a replacement belly ring but no luck. I wanted to visit the Strand bookstore while I was here, but Pieces is ill and I don't think I have what it takes to brave the local trains alone.

> Ooh, went to Prithvi Theatre. But it was , blah, shut. But I did lech at the pretty lanterns that hung all around it, eavesdropped on a rehearsal and sat in the shady courtyard cafeteria, feeling very arty.

> Still haven't ridden on one of those doubledecker buses though.

> I've eaten like a pig---beef steak, sea food, Thai---I feel very, very sluggish right now, and that combating with my ferocious hangover, is just not pretty.

> And the autos have UV lights! Very cool.

Ya, I think that's about it. More on Whippersnapper and my very brief "holiday romance" later!