Compulsive Confessions

  who scratches who has a black spot on his head and another deeper, by his tail who is soft and full of pu...

Misandry In Haiku is my new favourite Tumblr. Cat haiku is also cool. I could just copy the entire website and put it down here, but...

Hail Cookie, family pet and lover of ice cream and stewed soup tomatoes You liked cheese and licked obligingly At the head of a foamin...

verse one: i bought a new car my very own new car it's white with funny looking headlights and a sweet curvy roof that the manufa...

.. you write poetry bemoaning your lack of a love life to a mythical person who may not even exist. But still, I quite like this. Not quite ...

I know, I know. My poetry isn't exactly Elizabeth Barrett Browning. But, I really like this one! And it's so appropriate! And my lif...

Some general silliness seemed called for. It's one in the morning, and eM is skinnier and uncomfortabler than she was yesterday. Why thi...

It's my birthday! (No, it's not, but wouldn't it be fun if it were? Or, p'raps not. I DO turn 26 this year, which I think ev...

A farewell fuck is when you say goodbye, A farewell fuck is trying to not cry. A farewell fuck is no messages on your phone, A fare...

'Twas two nights before Christmas, And out on the town, Young eM took her friends out, To let joyness abound. Two friends she had known,...

A) How cool am I? I am ensconsced in my mother's house on my two-week vacation. She's out of town, so it's sorta like living alo...

a shrinking flower a maid empowered chronically late a wednesday date weak in places sucker for pretty faces a silk cut smoker afraid of my ...

life updates in verse, angst-y style: i meet boys one thirty, photographer with a peter pan smile he asks me if i'm taken with boyfriend...

Have been re-reading Old Possum's Book Of Practical Cats by T.S Eliot and so I decided to attempt a parody, based on recent and not-so-r...

Who governs the man upstairs I don't know if he sees me I don't know if he cares I ask him for coffee so many times I even have minu...