My latest book is The One Who Swam With The Fishes.
"A mesmerizing account of the well-known story of Matsyagandha ... and her transformation from fisherman’s daughter to Satyavati, Santanu’s royal consort and the Mother/Progenitor of the Kuru clan." - Hindustan Times
"Themes of fate, morality and power overlay a subtle and essential feminism to make this lyrical book a must-read. If this is Madhavan’s first book in the Girls from the Mahabharata series, there is much to look forward to in the months to come." - Open Magazine
"A gleeful dollop of Blytonian magic ... Reddy Madhavan is also able to tackle some fairly sensitive subjects such as identity, the love of and karmic ties with parents, adoption, the first sexual encounter, loneliness, and my favourite, feminist rage." - Scroll
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12 June 2005
Her name is Tiffany Twisted, she got the Mercedes Benz, she got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, she calls friends
> You may wonder why I've chosen to disable anonymous comments. It wasn't just that last cyber-debate type post that got me to do that. It's something I've been toying with for a while. Before, the offensive comments were just deleted and then I decided I didn't want to do that anymore. I mean, after all, though this is an interactive space and though this blog would not be the same if it weren't for the comments, I feel a little bad when I spend time and energy typing up something only to have it completely negated by people who say, "Oh you're so self-centred" or oh, "You'd sleep with anyone", y'know? I used to have a tag-board, and then when people started using that as advertisement space, I took that down too. Now, instead of anonymous comments, I get email, which I like far, far better, because people don't generally send hate mail, they send thoughtful responses, things they have thought about. Not that that means you should stop commenting, of course! I loves the comments!
> I'm having a parteee today. My mum's out of town, my toe is broken and I thought those two were good enough reasons to have a party in the first place. I've invited tons of people, from the journos to the just-barely-out-of-college types and I think it should make for an interesting evening. Plus, since my Saturday night plans, thanks to cast and all, involved sitting at home, I thought it would be a brilliant idea to bring my Saturday night to me (If Mohammed cannot go to the mountain etc). I've been having these sort of get-together type parties for as long as I can remember. My mom's been travelling and leaving me to hold the fort since I was in first year college and then everyone welcomed the idea of a house with no parents, where they borught their own alcohol and where they could do their own thing. Now of course, as we grow older, the get together have changed from the drunken I-don't-know-who-that-person-is to quieter affairs. But still, very fun. And no doubt, plenty of fodder for post-hangover blog.
> And ooh, most exciting. It has recently been revealed to me that I have readers in MIT and Harvard. Hello, hello! And of course, hello, hello to reader in Oxford. Look at me appealing to all these supersmart people :)
>One more thing, I think before I go. Shivam asked me in the post with a gazillion comments, why I chose to stay anonymous. (I'm not really super anonymous anymore, but why fight over small details). The reason I choose to cling to my last shards of anonymity is because, well, very simply, it's fun!
> And absolutely the last thing now, this has kept me entertained for a while, if you think you know your 80s music, give it a shot.
Th..th.. that's all folks! (I suddenly miss Looney Toons. Not the new Cartoon Network avatar they've gotten but the really old ones. My favourite was the one in which Bugs gets nominated for an Oscar and they show flashbacks from some older toons. Too funny. And my favourite Tom And Jerry one was when Jerry gets his big muscular cousin to beat up Tom. Ooh, and the one where Tuffy, that adorable grey mouse in the diaper and Jerry fight with Tom over the Thanksgiving dinner) *We're tiny, we're tooney, we're all a little looney, and in this cartoony, we're invading your tv!" (A prize for anyone who can identify that. Promise!)
EDIT 1: Funny on a day when I really thought I'd barely manage to scrape together enough material for one teeny-tiny post, I keep remembering new things I meant to post. When I first read this I thought, hey cool, another blogger writing about TC. THEN I read on, and *sigh* very wicked, but still very funny. Go look.
EDIT 2: It's been pointed out to me by Kalyan (thanks!) that the "real" lyrics for the title of this post should go "Her MIND was Tiffany twisted, she got the Mercedes BENDS." Is that true? In which case I've been singing the wrong lyrics all my life. Ooh, you guys should totally tell me what lyrics you've always gotten wrong, I think it'll make for a fun follow up post, don't you?
I loved that show as a kid.. blah .. blah! :)ReplyDelete
You really don't have to be that smart to get into MIT or Harvard anymore. I would be more excited if someone read my blog from UC Berkley.ReplyDelete
Thetis: Very good, you win the super grand prize! (I don't know what it is just yet..why don't you just pick something?)ReplyDelete
Rishabh: Well, to each their own I suppose.
HER mind is tiffany twisted, she's got a Mercedes BENZ.
Bryan Adams' Summer Of '69ReplyDelete
I got my first real sex dream
(Not original - this was courtesy a friend back in college)
her mind IS tiffany twistedReplyDelete
she got the mercedes benz...
Hey...I scored 87.5 on the 80's quiz. Yes, I'm a true child of the 80's.ReplyDelete
What time shall I be there tonight? I'm going to make my world famous tortilla roll-ups. OK..maybe it's not WORLD famous, but the neighbors love it.
a. Its "Mind is Tiffany-twisted, She's got the Mercedes Bends". The songs about how materialism traps people. (Tiffanys is the famous jewelry store. California, Mercs, Pink champagne: all symbols of prosperity). Bends used in the sense of a debilitating condition. BTW, "Colitas" is a Spanish euphemism for weed.ReplyDelete
b.You also have followers in the hedge funds of NY.. and that's way smarter than the avg MIT/Harvard grad.
For the longest time I thought Aerosmith was telling people to "Do me like a lady...!".ReplyDelete
Even now, when I know better, I have to mentally correct myself before singing it out loud.
dunno the right place to leave a message for cookie.. does she blog? tell her it's not so tough.ReplyDelete
me's not got the most dextrous fingers (shamelees plug for my latest post) so i just pounce on the mouse and he takes me places. mostly, i got my very own well trained scribe to do the finger tapping for me.
I enjoyed reading so i thought I'd leave a message and say so.
Hmm... lots of things happening in your life I see ! ;) The weekend has, yet again, been super awesome !ReplyDelete
Those are my fav T&Js too !!! The uberfav being the Thanksgiving dinner !! It was awesome !!!
Do tell all about the pardy ! And I will tell about my weekend ;)
Manish: Oh well, almost there :)ReplyDelete
N.A: I'm curious, did your friend think Bryan Adams bought his first real sex dream at the five-and-dime?
satya: Okay did NO ONE else think her name was actually Tiffany Twisted?
Mint: Aww... we missed you AND your tortillas at the party! Flight land late?
fingeek: Ooh thanks for that! I always thought the song was about a rehab centre though. Hmm. And what's NY hedge funds?
Jay: *giggle* so you thought this macho guy, Steve Tyler was prancing around stage going, "Yeah, yeah, do me like a la-a-ady!" LOL
Kubanosis: Cookie is very much a lady of leisure and spends more time napping than *gasp* in front of a computer! :)
dr dogchop: Hello, new person! Thanks for stopping by though, and letting me know what you thought.
vignesh; I don't know about superawesome and all, but interesting. Worthy of LONG post when I'm less sleep deprived.
Life sure has its ups and downs, sleasy comments and a broken toe included. But then, you did realise that you have some real good friends. I am back to comment on your blog after ages. I was lazing around today and decided to do something with mine like the Link2Blogs and stuff like that. Hey, presto, your blog is now under this list that Link2Blogs put up. Take care and hope you had a fun Saturday. I did!ReplyDelete
party sounded prospectively fun when you wrote about it, seems so now after the jabberwock's writeup.ReplyDelete
do you mean you do not get shitfaced and say "who the___ is that" anymore?
I'd take MIT and Harvard any given day over NY hedge funds. eM, like you said, to each his own. Rishabh, MIT is MIT is MIT is MIT. Is MIT.ReplyDelete
I hear the party was great fun. Jabberwock said so. :))
Hey the 80's lyrics quiz was fun. Though i scored quite badly !!ReplyDelete
Damn and i really thought i knew my 80's music !!