It’s the beginning of the New Year, all the parties are
winding down, it’s cold outside (if you live in the North) and it’s about the
time when I become an unseasonable grump. My head hurts from too many late
nights, my bank balance dips from travelling and eating out and all that
nonsense and worst of all, I am always constantly cold so unless I snuggle up
to the room heater all day, I remain a shivering mess. However, there are a few
nice things to be said about a New Year. Possibilities. Ideas. A sense of blank
pages and what will the future hold? Technically you could feel this way any
time of the year, even May 5 if you felt like it, because the future will
always be somewhat mysterious whether you’re an astrologer or a stock trader.
But no one cares about resolutions at any other time except
the first week of the month, so I decided to draw up a few general—let’s call
them—guidelines, to get us through 2015, this cold snap and to pleasanter
Resolution One: I
will not click on any link that looks like it’s going to anger me because of
the stupidity of the author. This
morning I saw a story titled “How my marriage went wrong” and began with a
woman saying, “Yes, my husband cheated on me, but I could have been a better
wife.” I felt my blood pressure start to rise as I almost clicked on it, and
then thought better of it. Why engage with trolls and morons this year? Stay
above and out of the fray and you’ll be a better person for it.
Resolution Two: I
will change the things I can. Okay, so this resolution and the next is
somewhat borrowed from the Serenity Prayer that Alcoholics Anonymous uses, but
it’s so relevant even for the rest of us. See someone spitting on the road?
Instead of crinkling up your nose and walking by, make a stink about it. Think
that your boss is taking you for granted? You’re never going to get anywhere by
being silent about it. Speak up, speak more this year. Even if it IS to tell your friend that you don't care for her boyfriend. (NB: Don't do this if they're getting married, because you will then be cast in Bitch From Hell role and blamed for their marital problems.)
Resolution Three: I
will be patient about the things I cannot change.
Traffic jams, bill
payments, the state of the country, there are some things you just cannot
influence no matter how hard you want to. Again, don’t waste your breath
getting angry. Take a chill pill (or a Xanax
), relax and let someone else deal.
Resolution Four: I
will say “no” more often. Granted, this is more often a problem for women
than men, because we’ve been nicely socialised our whole lives to be useful and
good and what not, but it’s an important one. Learning to say no is the same as
learning to let go—you’ll have a sense of freedom, and once you get past your
own mental mindblocks (“How can I tell my twelve-year-old son to make his own
sandwich? He’ll think I don’t love him anymore.”) you’ll be much prouder of
yourself and feel like a new person.
I will be kind. Seriously people. We
need more kindness. We need a world where everything is not driven by
you-did-this-to-me-so-now-I’ll-do-this-to-you. We need a world where you do
something nice for someone else just because, and not because of any ulterior
motives. Be nice. Be kind. It doesn’t have to be a random act for a stranger
either. I’m sure there’s someone you know—a friend, a family member—who could
do with a little love right now. Extend your hand, and you’ll be surprised who
reaches out to take it.
Resolution Six: I
will be informed. This obviously doesn’t apply to you, dear reader, because
you’re probably already reading this in a newspaper, but so many of us are
shockingly unaware of things that are going on in this world. I propose a daily
new thing, where you inform yourself about one current affair going on in the
globe that you normally wouldn’t know about. By the end of the year, voila!
You’re the most educated person you know.
Resolution Seven: I
will have a sense of humour.
Maybe this doesn’t need to be a resolution,
but it still bears repeating. Let’s look on the funny side of life. We need to
laugh more and often. We need to stop being offended and start being amused.
Life is funnier, and sadder, and more manic than you think—but you only get one,
and you only get one 2015, so to quote the poem
by Mary Oliver:
“Tell me, what is it you plan to do
with your one wild and precious life?”
(A version of this ran as my Civil Society column for Financial Chronicle.)
I have been reading your blog for the past two months,really liked your style of writing and bought your book "You Are Here" (yet to read it though).
Here is my resolution list for 2015. If you like it then publish them:)
Taste Good food and drink good wine
Detach from Everything and be a free soul
Let go of yourself
Avoid giving free suggestions/advice (Even the costly ones too :))
Talk less and work more
Read atleast 12 books
Stay relaxed and calm
Learn to forgive - carry no grudge
Associate with any one NGO
Act/behave/do things that you like as if nobody is watching
Stick to the 24 hrs victory/Defeat Rule
Be fit and continue Exercise
Socialize with the old mates
Limit your mocking voice to your self
Have the never faded smile
Stop Gossiping and stay away with the gossiping mongers
Be Cool as always and get the anger to zero level
Embrace Only present - Stop deceiving yourslef with the unpredictable future and Unalterable past
My gosh, I could have written this list. I need #2 and #3 the MOST! I need me some of these basic, and very doable resolutions that will actually impact my daily life, rather than work towards a lofty distant goal..ReplyDelete