Dress in blue halter top that covers, oh lets say, 20 per cent of upper body and low rise jeans that begin at the end of the pelvic girdle. Wear lots of eyeshadow and mascara and lipgloss and spray perfume in unmentionable places!
Set out for a night on the town with gal pal, also dressed similarly. Drive at 11 pm, music high, heels on
accelerator, wind in hair. Meet up with Golfer Ex and about eight Korean men all called things like Eric, Greg and even Mario. (I didn't know the name existed outside the game!)
Drink two fairly large drinks and begin to giggle every time Korean spoke to you. Teeter still giggling into Elevate and immedeatly hit the bar hanging on to Golfer Ex.
Get to the dance floor and be introduced to cute longhaired photographer type. Are pulled away from batting eyelashes at Longhaired Photographer by Golfer Ex who begins to dance slightly closer than you would expect.
Go up to the second level and are introduced to Mohammed Kaif, who is delectable. Spend large amount of time smiling at him and trying to avoid talking about cricket because all you can remember is the fact that India lost the ODI and that he was in an ad with Saif Ali Khan. Begin to back away when he says, "I hope you're not in the media."
Dance some more with Golfer Ex, who by this time is coming on pretty strong.
What Good Girls Do
Confess to Golfer Ex regretfully and with a sigh, because he smells so nice and is being incredibly sweet, that you are very emotionally unstable right now and can't handle one night stands.
Leave with Gal Pal, just as party gets a little more rocking and let her drive you home.