22 August 2005

Let's get it started, in heee-eee-ee-re

(Blogger's Image Tools are acting up on my computer. I have lovely pictures to share, but will try posting them later.)


The dance floor at Elevate is usually pretty packed. It's a really large dance floor, perhaps bigger than anywhere else in the city, but come Saturday night and the hordes descend. Saturday night is hip hop/Bollywood night, both of which are pretty popular genres. Friday night is a lot calmer--psy-trance and house music, and all you get is assorted groups of people, perhaps lurking in the darker corners with some chemical or the other, or the ones who have already visited the dark corner and who now buzz with energy on the dance floor. Nothing is as exciting as being in the middle of a dance floor, not too packed, but not too empty and feeling the energy of the crowd take over you as you jump and shake your arms and feel your feet vibrate with all the other stomping feet near you.



Saturday night is a little different though. For one thing, the crowd here doesn't do drugs, but they drink like fish. And alcohol makes you rowdier. For another, it's a little harder to dance to Dus Bahane when the Sardar near you insists on raising his arms and one leg and hopping around, right on your toe. The dark corners on Saturday are taken over by couples, all shapes and sizes. Where we stand--upstairs on the second level, looking down at the moving mass of people on the dance floor--there is a couple behind us, the guy old and fat and balding, the girl, very young and in a tight red dress, sharing a bean bag. The guy pulls at her face, looks like he's murmuring pleadingly into her ear, but the girl's entire body language faces away from him, her knees are tightly pressed together, her face cringes away from his caresses and every now and then she looks around her, for an escape route. I see them everywhere, these balding guys with young pretty girls, one sits on a red velvet chair with the girl sitting on his lap, giggling into his eyes. I think I prefer to be single, yes, most definitely.



I am out with Iggy and Urvashi, and I am, unfortunately, the designated driver for the evening. We've had quite a day. Before heading to Elevate we were at Buzz, in Saket, with a bunch of my other college friends. We took advantage of their happy hours by ordering three pitchers of Electric Lemonade (that's vodka, triple sec and blue curacao, for the uninitiated), which made it six in all. By the time we got through those, it was ten o' clock. We had been drinking for three hours.




A good friend of mine, Ananya, who I haven't seen since May, was there as well. Ananya and I were pretty close in college but then over the years and circumstances we happened to drift apart. But I think out of my entire college gang, she reminds me the most of me, at least in her relationships with everyone else. Like me, she doesn't live in the central South Delhi, which is where we convene. That makes a lot of difference, where you live. It used to be worse before I started working and before I drove. I was excluded from a lot of the after-college socialising because I didn’t live there. Even now, if Iggy just wants someone to hang with briefly, say half an hour or something, she’ll call someone else, because it makes no sense for me to go out of my way for just half an hour. Same with Ananya. You bond a lot more with a person you see casually every day than with someone who is only available on the weekends, or weekdays after eight pm sometimes. And I think Ananya, like me, cares a lot more about whether her friends like her than the others. The others assume everyone does anyway, but we have to put in more effort. Ananya is loud about it though, she gets her approval through constantly telling stories, laughing the hardest, teasing the rest of us and I am quiet and I listen. Oh, I tell stories too, but my stories involve laughing at myself and getting everyone else to as well. I'm comfortable with that, who are we to argue with the roles the universe gives us, right?



It surprises me how different I am with different groups of friends. It’s not something I can explain, that my role here is this and that my role there is that, but the fact of the matter is, that I have a lot of friends. And I hang out with all of them separately. Which means keeping track of who doesn't like whom, of going from places as different as cheap Flames to ultraexpensive Aura, switching personalities from Sarah Jessica Parker-type, to boho chick to Woman Of The World. (Sadly the last one is not something many people buy. Oh well.) My college gang has had its share of politics, I can sense that even as we sit and smoke each other’s cigarettes and talk about how all men are assholes, there are delicate invisible lines joining each of us over the table. And how we all put on our masks, no, not masks, that has negative connotations, we put on our nametags which will define us for the evening. And we play our roles.




I get tired at around one thirty. It's been a long night. Urvashi and Iggy are contemplating brushing past a bitchy girl with a lit cigarette, I am lazily making eye contact with random cute guys, enjoying dropping my eyelids after they look twice and then a third time to see if I am Just For One Night Girl. “Let's go,” I tell the girls. I've been working like a dog the past week and perhaps this just wasn't Elevate Saturday. I need to be a little more energised. They finish their drinks and we stagger into the mall, to the all-night Barista, getting scalding cappuccino with other clubbers, the girls in off-shoulder tops and the boys getting them their coffee and fooling around with each other, turning chairs backwards to sit on them. They will be kissed, the boys and girls who sit under the white light of the insect killer and armed with that knowledge, they are sitting very straight. No tired, end-of-the-evening silences for them. At our table, my mouth tastes of Bacardi and cigarettes and coffee and my throat is beginning to hurt and the drink someone spilt down my top now is getting annoyingly sticky.



It is raining when we leave and we make desultory conversation. I am thinking only of sleep, as we zip down the beautiful toll bridge, and up a few others. I am thinking only of sleep as we drop off Urvashi, park the car and stumble into Iggy’s house. We attempt to dissect the evening as we always do but then the murmur of the A/C and the television (which she likes to watch just before she goes to bed) are too much for me and Saturday is over for another week. We've already made next Saturday's plans.

21 comments:

  1. I think thats wat i shud aspire to be next: old, rich and bald. By bald do u mean totally bald or scanty hair? Please clarify as it will help me plan my mission well.

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  2. Girl, your weekend post is longer than your entire week's roundup. I think that says good things.
    =)
    Also, the original Black-Eyed Peas song is "Let's get retarded..." But I'm sure you don't want that as your title.

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  3. Now you and quiet really doesn't quite seem normal;)

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  4. Yup, the second level at Elevate is quite interesting, esp towards the side of the loos where very five minutes some chick is trying to run away from the regular delhi jat/punju boy/man, while the rest are blissfully smooching away like there is tomorrow. If you really need to stay up all night and buzzed too on the cheap, mix your favourite alcoholic poison with a serving of Red Bull, in fact it is so damn good I drove for 12 hours straight last week, of course, minus the alcohol that is;-)

    Friends are a lot like that, just wait till a couple of them get married and it gets even freakier. Then the married v/s unmarried crowd battles take off and bang, the realisation hits you that you've all grown up now and can't run away from it either.

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  5. This is one very well written post. I like the fact that you are narrating things as they happen... creates a good atmosphere.

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  6. tritteinin: No, not completely bald. A sorta ring of hair around their heads, like a horseshoe. And you know what they say about bald men ;)

    chamique: But weekends are EXCITING! Really? Let's get retarded? But I downloaded it as Let's get it started, and it SOUNDS like Started, so...

    ab: Shhh.. stop spoiling my reputation! And I'm only chattery when my other MORE chattery friends aren't around. They can out-talk me, trust me :)

    codey: While I like Red Bull sometimes, usually it gives me a headache which isn't worth the sudden buzz of energy. Plus it tastes like piss :)

    anurag: Thank you! Considering I wrote it with a raging hangover, I think that's quite a compliment!

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  7. I couldn't agree with you more when you wrote how people play "nametags". So true. I used to play an image to justify comments from my friends such as "how do you manage to get a guy every time we go out". Six months after suffering from a bout of mononucleosis and complimentary fatigue, I know better because I am a whole lot wiser. Good post:-)

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  8. "codey: While I like Red Bull sometimes, usually it gives me a headache which isn't worth the sudden buzz of energy. Plus it tastes like piss :)"

    eM, how do you know what piss tastes like?

    :-)

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  9. You don't got da Elephant Man in the clubs?

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  10. Hey , i dont kno wat they say abt bald men. wat do they say??? should ask some of my bald uncles.

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  11. Hmmm....I am not sure what they say about bald men, but bald men usually say, "God made only a few perfect heads; on the rest, He put hair" ! :)

    Re: the PYT in the red, tight dress, what was she doing with the old, fat, balding man in the first place ? Why go to Elevate with that guy and then cringe, hold-knees-together and look-for-escape-route ? Wouldnt it have been easier to just skip the whole routine ?

    Just my 2c....

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  12. Can you tell really one saturday nite from another? seriously? I stopped when i couldn't. it was a long time ago, but it was the same ol places and the same ol faces... you aren't there yet, are u? something tells me you aren't far though!

    Nice post, especially considering you had the little drummer boys in your head!

    Cheers

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  13. sinusoidally: You remind me of this friend of mine also :) And yeah, I'm getting a little sick of it, but how do you break out of preconcieved notions?

    someol'guy: I meant metaphorically, ass! :)

    anangbhai: Ummm.. huh??

    tritteinin: That they might be more um... sexually inclinbed than other people :)

    vibhu: I totally agree with you. Don't know what was going through her head. Maybe she came from a really conservative family and this was her husband? Who knows.

    tama: Sometimes all weekends are the same. At others, they stand out, even if I am meeting the same people and doing the same things. This was sorta an example of a Saturday, ANY Saturday :)

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  14. Hey!

    Read abt your blog in one of the papers over the weekend. Considering your background as a journalist may be you wrote abt your own blog in that article.

    Your blog is good to read.

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  15. Yup thats wat came to my head later. Its the whole testosterone thing.so ideally bald men hav more testosterone, and testosterone symbolises manhood.So wud i prefer to be more manly and bald or bald and less manly? One of the ironies of life i guess.

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  16. Correction:
    *So wud i prefer to be more manly and bald or hairy and less manly? One of the ironies of life i guess.*
    P.S. i hope i m makin sense.

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  17. Vibhu,

    you didnt get it man. Perhaps em may help. em, enjoy your blog, although it makes me really miss my drink

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  18. Hmm... is it only me or was this mean to end on a slightly melancholy note ?

    Oh, and yeah.. fat men with hot young women... quite sad... but not really a function of being in a relationship. There is no real comparision, so don't even go there !

    I was hanging out with 3 separate groups of people - people I know from school, college and colleagues from work. Its amazing how differently I have to behave with these different groups.. and I even had a post about it.. but looks like, as ever, you win out :)

    Elevate, happy hours, TC... can't wait !! :))

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  19. Loved your take on 'name-tags'. Made me think. And agree.

    As for balding men being disgusting, perhaps we improve when we're really Bald? I can swear there's been no spaghetti-strapped PYT on MY knee in many years.

    (Actually there's been one, but she's 16 months old and I sure as hell hope she still sits there when she's 16 or 46! AND kisses my bald top like she does now. So there!)

    J.A.P.

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  20. Okay, I NEVER said bald men were bad, let it be noted. I think some bald men, in my acquaintance, are very sexy. I just thought it was disgusting that this old guy should have a young woman, that's all. And no judgements on older men-younger women also, it's just that she didn't look like she wanted to be there.
    That said,

    tritteinin: I think it's possible to be manly despite your hairiness quotient. I had this one ex-boyfriend, who had less hair than I had AFTER I got waxed. (Before, I'm a Hobbit)

    suraj: Why "miss"? Alcohol is the nectar of life, or something like that :)

    vignesh: I think slightly melancholy was right. It wasn't the same "exhuberance" as my other party posts. Perhaps I'm finally growing up :)

    J.A.P: No question. She will. But minus the years 14 to 18, because most girls just DISOWN their parents then :) Nothing personal, of course, it's a chick thing.

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