4 November 2006

Little Red Driving Hood

(These guys got the first look!)


Once upon a time, in a city plagued with doubt and despair, there lived a beautiful maiden called Little Red Driving Hood. She was called that because she drove a chariot (which was black, but still, small detail) and she wore a red shawl. Little Red Driving Hood loved her city, despite the doubt and despair and she was happy living in it, with her woodland friends and comrades.
One morning, Little Red Driving Hood woke up and made herself a cup of sustaining brew as was her custom, before she picked up the daily gazetteer that the town criers put together to give the citizens of that city a fair and not so fair view of what the day had to offer. She noticed shops with locks on them, and watchmen snoozing outside and wondered what had happened to make it so.
But because Little Red Driving Hood was a frivolous creature—which is what let her be happy in the first place---she soon put thoughts of her city’s apparent shut down out of her mind and prepared her toilette so she could go across the fields to the neighbouring town where she worked.
That morning, the other fair maiden who resided with her was giving her a ride back to her car, parked at the other fair maiden’s parents castle, not very far away. On the way, they stopped to pick up another young lad who also worked with Driving Hood in the neighbouring town.
Once she reached her chariot, Driving Hood noticed that her fuel chart appeared a little low on supplies. With the young lad, she drove to a nearby filling station not noticing the Big Bad Wolf coming up from behind her and carefully removing the air from her front left wheel. The chariot started listing a little to the side, and the Young Lad stuck his head out of the window and confirmed that indeed, the tyre was flat.
“Oh no,” said Driving Hood, “Now what shall I do? Especially since the spare tyre is flat as well.” But being a maiden of great resources, as well as beauty, she managed to drag her flagging chariot to the filling station, where, she hoped like most filling stations, they would be able to repair it. But alas, she hoped against hope. All they could do, was fill a little air in the tyre and send them on their way to another wheel place, that would be able to do the trick.
“Never fear!” said Driving Hood, “I will get us there! Carry on, oh trusty chariot!” The chariot tried its very best, moving forward slowly, and trying not to cause any more damage to its tyre, and they reached the lane where the Tyresmiths lived, strange mysterious creatures, who puffed on their leaf cigarettes and watched the two of them with hardened eyes. Young Lad looked slightly nervous, but Driving Hood rolled down her window to ask the Tyresmiths whether they would be so kind as to attend to her chariot. “We’re shut,” said one. And it was true! All around them, shutters were down, and with a sinking heart, Driving Hood remembered that morning’s gazette. “All the places are shut,” she breathed and Young Lad looked even more alarmed.
The chariot just barely made it back to her own stone hut and there it stood sadly as the two of them regarded it. Time was ticking fast, and in order to complete their first task of the day they had to be in the neighbouring town soon, or risk being turned into toads. “We could,” faltered the Young Man, “Take the tyre with us to the neighbouring town and ask them to repair it there.” Though the idea seemed foolish, it was also the only option that seemed feasible at the time, and so they opened the back of the chariot and removed the spare tyre. And, then the Young Lad, with great gallantry, half-rolled, half-carried the heavy thing to the road, where Driving Hood flagged down a haycart which would take them to the very edge of the next town.
The tyre was old and dirty and the Young Lad’s hands and clothes got badly stained, but still he persevered, and Driving Hood meanwhile sent up a signal to her place of employment, letting them know that they were on their way, and whether another chariot could be sent to meet them. But by the time they got to the very edge of their next town, another signal was sent saying that no chariots were presently available. Driving Hood could have cried. Especially since her red shawl was now muddy and dirty. And the walk from the edges to the main town was quite a distance, even rolling a tyre.
The town’s official security guards looked at them a little curiously, as the duo pushed the tyre past their check post and stood at the side of the road, hoping to get a lift with another chariot. But though most chariots slowed down to have a look, no one stopped and their hearts filled with despair.
But then hope! In the form of a shining steed on a bicycle cart, sent by their place of employment. The Young Lad and Driving Hood clambered gladly into it, resting the tyre against their legs. And sure enough, they found Tyresmiths open, who fixed the tyre and sent them on their way. And by the time they reached their place of employment and left the tyre with the reception, news of their adventures had spread and they weren’t turned into toads after all.
“All’s well that ends well,” sighed Driving Hood, when she reached her stone hut that evening and sank thankfully into bed.

What, you still want a moral? Fine, here you go. Taking a flat tyre with you from Delhi to Gurgaon is never a good idea, no matter if it may seem that way at the time.

Meh. Not a good week.

19 comments:

  1. You've been fair pumping out the posts haven't you?

    Pay-Per-Post?

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  2. not really, sadly, i'm paid once a month.
    but i've always posted twice a week, so it's no different! maybe my posts have just become more exciting.

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  3. now i wish i could look back at a ridiculously stressful day with such relish and obvious delusion (maiden, superlative beauty and what not! haha..why are you friends with me?). gurgaon has never been considered in such poetic terms. but as usual delightfully entertaining.

    so the city's in a serious rut eh? culturally or at leas in terms of its attitude towards women it hath always been frozen in time, an ancient cruel one. and now this. but if the supreme court is to be believed it's all in concordance with the aster plan, the grand urban planning system to redeem us all from the urban squalor that the city is threatening to become

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  4. hello deer dinesh heer. aiyo agen i am in bad books isit? why do not reseponse me deerey? simpeley saying somthing and ur taking badely okie.
    i am only wanting ur frendships so u talk with me on internat. why u being snoby and not reseponse? i no english is bad 4 me but i am still humbel good person.
    i am sory for ur punture tier. r u having bad day swetey. dinesh is here 4 u antime u want.

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  5. for uo

    http://v.mercola.com/blogs/public_blog/archive/2006/10/24/1274.aspx

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  6. looks like youre still riding high on your last post's great review. You may wanna write bout stuff worth writing about!! you wouldnt wanna here bout the "case of the missing nail cutter", or "shambu goes to the market to buy milk" would you?

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  7. I wish I had read ur post BEFORE I was stranded on the NH8! The moral would have been really helpful.. ha!

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  8. Now the bicycle cart, that's Gurgaon-speak for beemer, isn't it?

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  9. Quite Well Written!
    It took a while to understand this one, but when one is on a night shift and its 4 AM and is reading a blog while technically troubleshooting and talking to a really addle-pated American, telling him, 18 times/minute x 12 that the double CLICK has to be ALWAYS done with the left one, “Yes, EVEN this time..”, following even Dr Mercola would be rather, errrrr, distracting!

    I wrote one in similar *STYLE* here. (http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-RprHlpgjeq4IHm2PzPCaKM_8?p=70)

    But we need to login as a Yahoo 360 user to even view it.

    So, for non-360 users, I have creating a duplicate here (http://rahuldoes.blogspot.com/2006/11/eeshhwar-yat-karoti-shhobhhnam-karoti.html), following so many of us who maintain duplicate blogs.

    Just in case anyone is interested in reading that one!

    Ra.

    P.S.:-) Shri D.K.ji is going ghastly great guns!!! All the Best Man! Way to go!

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  10. I remember a post about burning out a clutch plate ???

    Cars dont agree with you very much do they?

    Its all your fault. Have you given her a name? Do you whisper sweet nothings to her and say sorry if you bump too hard?

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  11. my first time visiting your blog and i liked your post.

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  12. aiyo amma still no reseponse by u. daily cheking cheking but full disapoin onely.
    onely u r wanting 2b sexey all times so no resepeponse 4 simpel felows i am thinking. this is india maddam so manny simpel peopels heer u will iginore all or what?
    stil i am wanting ur frenship okie. i am thinking if u no me then u wil also want 2 b frend 4 me. all felows in Kottayam want like 2 b my fren becos i am nice felow they r saying. simpely give chance swetey.

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  13. u actually think bali is exotic??! LOL.u need help man!

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